[Assk] I was surprised to see that...

[Mike Schneider]

Hey guys,

I just received an email from one of the other organizations...
"DID YOU KNOW THAT ART CLUB ISN'T SIGNED UP YET TO TAILGATE AT THE 
HOMECOMING GAME AND COME OUT TO SUPPORT OUR FOOTBALL TEAM?"

Wow... like OH MY GOD can you believe like we totally like almost missed 
like this great like totally awesome opper-tune-itay... it would be like 
totally awesome we can like go out and like totally cheer on the team.. cha 
know... like totally.

Those who can't tell that was sarcastic... did you know that a shotgun 
muzzle taste like candy and bullets are made of chocolate...try it... it's 
all you can eat. Personally, the closest I've come to supporting the 
football team is stepping out of the way of a drunken football player who 
thought to stabilize himself on my shoulder.

None the less I provide you this opportunity... with no personal bias 
*whistles* if you wish to participate drop me a line and I'll forward the 
information to the respective people in charge.

-Mike